Narded

Getting wasted,drunk or shitfaced etc.

Hey buddy you wanna get narded this weekend?

by Samuel bui August 2, 2017

nards

beavis & butthead's word for nuts

hey beavis, my nards itch

by ender14450 April 14, 2006

Nard

A round, fat, annoying person who resembles a chicken nugget.

Marcus is so annoying, he's such a nard.

by Swag daddy max out May 15, 2014

Nards

A word commonly used in annoyance, to express dismay or agitation

Oh Nards, I totally forgot

by Lilly belle April 27, 2014

Nards

A word used usually instead of "Oh Shit" as a disguise so that people will not know you used that word.

Teacher: Ok class, you have a five-page essay, due tomorrow!

Julie: Aww NARDS!

by ProdigyD November 6, 2012

Narding

When a male procedes to stick his nose into another mans anal cavity

I love narding with my pals!

by seth03 June 15, 2011

Nard

To consistently commit to, and opt out of plans with friends. Especially work friends.

"Is Jim going to come to the happy hour he set up? Or is he going nard us again?"
"I was planning on having dinner tonight with Jim, but he narded me. Again."
aka "Kicked in the nards."

by blackhamster March 2, 2015