Nosterbate

When someone sticks a long, thin object up their nose to trigger the sensation of sneezing.

When I was young, I would sometimes nosterbate with the guns on my plastic army men.

by Wizardrous Writer February 28, 2025

Napsturbating

When you fall asleep mid-wank.

"I got your jar of coconut oil back; homeboy's napsturbating."
"What the fuck?! He used the whole jar?!"

by qvackhead May 15, 2025