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Nanaimo

Nanaimo or Nomindo or Nanaim-hole is a small provincial city on Vancouver Island where people dreams go to die. That is, if those people ever had dreams other that owning things like cars/trucks, atv's or flat screen TV's. It's a a city where people have just enough intellectual curiosity to get themselves into VIU or "high school on the hill", to complete a course to get a "good Job"or "that's good money!" as a personal trainer or yoga instructor. Nanaimo presently has more personal trainers and yoga instructors per capita than any other city in British Columbia and remarkably makes up 19% percent of it's economy. The rest of the city's economy is made up in retail in it's shopping or strip-malls.

Some of the interests of a Nanaimoite is of course - Yoga, smoking weed, gossip, backstabbing, walking around Wood-Grove Center like a zombie and creating coalitions to oust people who threaten their insular world views.

Historical sites include The Bastion and a chunk of coal in the downtown area.
God help us all we're in Nanaimo.
by Bauldaire December 28, 2013
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Nanamine Sakura

Gorgeous ass queen. Probably has a figure of a doll and a cold personality towards closest friends.
Person 1: God. Nanamine Sakura is such a WAIFU
Person 2: ikr, I aspire to be like her tbh
Person 1: yes yes, so inspirational.
by ykifw808 June 2, 2021
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Nansticia

Name created after the Greek Goddess of the Moon, ‘Cia’.

She will always keep you in her heart, and cherish every moment you too might’ve had together.

She’s a very artistic person, when she sings it feels like you’re floating on a cloud. She’s also very talented with piano and guitar.

She has the most perfect skin, always glowing. The sun blesses her and the moon follows her, it’s always Golden Hour when she’s with you.

She’s always ready to make you laugh, but don’t mess with her: she’ll kill you with words.

Dangerous, but isn’t a Goddess supposed to be?
Hey isn’t that Nansticia?”
by yashhveer December 17, 2021
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touko nanami

a main protagonist from the anime bloom into you
a girl in love with yuu koito
gay as fuck
"i kin touko nanami!"
"aye bro are you okay?"
by imaphagget May 28, 2021
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Nanaimo

Beautiful small city, although tries too hard to be a mini Vancouver.

Women try to be classy by owning toy poodles, shopping at Suzy Shier, and walking around in Lulu Lemon pants while ending each sentence with "namaste". All the while hitting up the gym twice a week, gossiping about others, leeching off their rich partners/spouses, getting an 'edgy' White girl tattoo(I.e. Infinity symbol), and driving in priuses or dodge chargers(which you can also bet isn't theirs). On top of all this, a majority of them look the same, are super unwelcoming, with questionable motives at best.

The male population generally consists of middle aged suits who drive in large black vehicles who put down people at the drive through, old war vets who are extremely crusty, and young white boys who live off of mommy and daddy's money. None of these walks of life are challenging to spot. The young boys like to wear whatever is on sale at West49 whilst lacking the ability to actually skateboard; acting "tuff", cussing at everyone, and hitting on predeveloped underdressed teenage girls who will put out for anyone are just a few of the activities that teen boys do here.

If you live in Nanaimo long enough, you will see "I Luv Harewood" bumper stickers. This is the equivalent of I heart trash, since Harewood is the ghetto, while also donning the nickname, "Scarewood."
"You know that girl over there? Debby?"
"What about her?"
"She has slept with at least fifty people and shes only 20."
"Wow, that's super young. That's a lot too."
"Yup, she's a Nanaimo girl."
by outsideperception May 24, 2015
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nanotinysmallimini

Extremely small, made from the words nano, tiny, small, and mini.
man 1: DUDE!!! you just stepped on my pet dog!!
man 2: thats a dog!?!? its nanotinysmallimini
by Carlos R. February 6, 2007
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Chiaki Nanami

Chiaki Nanami is best girl and legs to play video games!
If you are called this, you are best girl/boy/ other pronouns, and probably love playing games!
Person 1: You are Chiaki Nanami for sure!!
Person 2: WOW REALLY!! Thank you so much!!
by _danganronpa.bean_ March 5, 2021
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