my dog stepped on a bee

used when when u dont have anything to say on a trial

kate: hey babe why'd u poop on the bed?
amberians: MY DOG STEPPED ON A BEE UGHRGRH

by peirtu May 10, 2022

suck my dog’s ass

A gritty insult used to demean someone when you are seriously pissed off at them.

Hey, I have a truly novel idea: you can suck my dog’s ass!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 04, 2019

kiss my dog’s ass

A gritty attempt at an insult, designed to be humiliating because, let’s face it, nobody except another dog wants to kiss a dog’s ass.

Hey there little buddy, how would you like to kiss my dog’s ass?

by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2023

My Dog Turned on the Microwave

A convenient way of buying yourself time during a phone call or chat session without seeming rude.

(09:18) * S(A)lly strips
(09:18) <ReytheGreat> My dog turned on the microwave

by Wardnug April 07, 2009

My dog just died

A phrase used to get out of a situation that you don't want to be in. Works best if you have no dog to begin with, and the person doesn't know you all that well.

Steve "Kevin you wanna come over and watch Night at the Museum 2 with me and my parents?"
Kevin "Oh I would, but my dog just died."

by Cooolkid64 July 21, 2010

my dog stepped on a bee

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“my dog stepped on a bee”
“buy one get one free”
“we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”
“here’s the mufukn tea”

by aqxa on the yt June 14, 2022

My dog stepped on a bee

Used to mock someone when they're playing the victim.

Annie: "Jesus christ jake! Stop with that shit"
Jake: "It's not my fault, you're stressing me out"
Depp: "jesus christ, 'my dog stepped on a bee', shut the fuck up"

by ItsKelpy June 21, 2022