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Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare

Your dad leaves to get a bag of sour patch kids, and 10 years later, he actually brings a 24-gallon can full of blue raspberry flavored sour path kids.
Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare

staple in my dads newspaper 

To mean a regular occurrence or thing that is familiar to you, your friends or your family. Something that is characteristic of the thing or occurrence in question.
"Oh I hate fog"

"Well where I'm from it's a staple in my dads newspaper"

"Getting roasted by your mates it's just a staple in my dads newspaper"

my dads a lawyer 

A child who's farther is a lawyer. This child is usually stuck up, posh and rich. The child is usually a boy who hates poor people and looks down on the, for not being well educated. Women throw themselves at hi, and are after his money and rich lifestyle.
My dads a lawyer

Black guy- imma beat you up , this is my hood
White boy- you dare lay a finger on me I'm calling my dad....my dads a lawyer

my dads condom broke

Some time years ago.....

Dad: let's have sex
Mom: okeee
Dad: condom broke
Me years later: why did my dads condom broke?
my dads condom broke by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023

my_dads_crusty_feet 

a very cool tiktoker who posts southpark content

very cool
person 1: woah is that my_dads_crusty_feet

person 2: woah their so cool i love my_dads_crusty_feet

At my dads town 

Fake way to try and impress friends by saying you have something or have done something in your dad's town.
Kevin-Guys i have a 5 million dollar car At my dads town.
Guys-Bullshit.
At my dads town by Conman404 August 25, 2007