I have my kid in the car

I have a firearm or some type of weapon

Two people get into an accident when the person not at fault gets out the other screams through his window I got my kid in the car yo yo

I have my kid in the car keep it movin or it will feel like July in December in this mofo word up

rifle, pistol, or other portable weapon

by 5G-Star December 4, 2019

Cunt in front of my kids

When someone in Australia wants to get family to go home - they lose their temper and complain in order to make others leave

It's a thursday, Abrial has work in the morning.
Do i have to be a cunt in front of my kids?!

by Noodles_strawbridge August 29, 2025

Ah my kid is falling!

Another word for a slide

Person 1: oh look at your cousins enjoying herself on the, ah my kid is falling!

Person 2: you mean the slide?

by Oh no our table! It's broken! December 19, 2021

You threatened my kid

There it is! THERE IT IS! I was waiting for that one for a mintue!

A Father "YoU tHrEaTeNeD mY kId!"

Hym "No, I commanded someone to murder him. That's an entirely different thing. Amd you were a soft-spoken, limp dicked, sissy 7 years ago, fairy. What are you like NOW, sissy? Who are you like now? And don't bring ip you ex-wife to me bitch. What we have is special. You and your wife would probably fuck me you faggot! FAGGOOT!"

by Hym Iam March 17, 2024

get off my set kid

when a person is talking to much about something they don't know about

kid 1: yeah the patriots are trash. patriots fan: ay watch your mouth boy get off my set kid

by superfleet April 26, 2022

I beat my kids

It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.

Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.

Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.

by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022

throw my kids in the pool

To take a shit

Wait here, I'm gonna throw my kids in the pool

by PhilosoFerd September 7, 2023