Light-Speed On My Dick

When you masturbate while on shrooms, and your hand moves to fast, causing you to see thousands of hands simultaneously jacking you off.

James: Oh man! I was jacking off on shrooms! and I looked at my dick! and it was... it was...

Farva: Light-speed on your dick?

James: Light-Speed On My Dick.

by Iamfarva April 25, 2010

My Dick is on a Sunshine Cloud

Feeling good; rejoicing in good fortune

1) A-Hey Carl! I heard you passed your final exams with flying color

B-YEAH! My dick has been on a sunshine cloud for weeks!

2) A-You are not the father.

B-MY DICK IS ON A SUNSHINE CLOUD!!! WOOOOO!!!!!

by VintageTroll February 10, 2013

suck my dick eye

When you see a gal with a purdy mouth and she looks at you seductively.

John and I were leaving the pub and grub and Becky gave him the "suck my dick eye" and he went home with her.

by duckkiller May 25, 2012

No skin off my dick

Basically says "This does not concern me."

John: Hey can I borrow your history book?
Bob: Hell no bitch
John: But I'm going to fail my history test!
Bob: No skin off my dick

by borat412 October 12, 2010

suck my dick

you dont care about that person or what they have to say

ex 1

Teacher- hey Ryan stop talking in class
Ryan- suck my dick

ex 2
Princple comes on the intercome

Principle starting tomorrow there will be no more pateo time for the rest of the year
Student- Mrs Jackson can suck my dick she is making me mad.

by the realist nigga alive October 13, 2014

Sniffing My Dick

All up in my business

Dude! Quit sniffing my dick, man!

Dude, Ms.Brinkmann was totally sniffing today!

by Jelly Jensen September 30, 2008

suck my dick pdsb

When you know that Peel District School Board can see you aren't doing your work and instead you are on Urban Dictionary, but you don't give a fuck.

BOY: Hey I'm gonna play games all math period
GIRL: You know that the peel district school board can still see right?
BOY: yeah, but still... suck my dick pdsb

by mr adamanchuk October 27, 2016