Elongated Muskrat

I come from scientists and atheists and White men who kill God
They make technology high quality complex physiological
Experiments and sacrilege in the name of public good
They taught me everything
Just like a daddy should
And you were beautiful and vulnerable
And power and success
God damn I fell for you your flamethrowers
Your tunnels and your tech
I studied code because I wanted
To do something great like you
And the real tragedy is half of it was true
But we've been fucking mean
We're elitist
We're as flawed as any Church
And this faux rad west coast dogma
Has a higher fucking net worth
I bit the apple 'cuz I trusted you
But it tastes like Thomas Malthus
Your proposal is immodest and insane
And I hope someday Selmers rides her fucking train
I loved you
I loved you
I loved you it's true
I wanted to be you
And do what you do
I lived here
I loved here
I thought it was true
I feel so stupid
I feel so used
I feel so USED :(

Penelope Scott: Elongated Muskrat Betrayed me

by YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY June 3, 2022

muskrat

The performance of sobriety when drunk, on drugs, etc.

My mom came home after I'd taken 15 tequila shots, but she didn't even know because I have such a good muskrat.

by Muskrat King March 6, 2012

gutted muskrat

A term used to describe a females vagina or nether reigon. Also used to enhance the qualities of the menstrual cycle. Most commonly used in the norther states by "Yoopers".

"Fran came over last night, ay. Even though she had her period, I still tore into dat gutted muskrat, ya know."

by jdeezey April 26, 2008

muskrat

Slang. Prevalent throughout the Midwest, the South, Canada, Eastern European countries and in certain sports like Hockey and Baseball. Facial hair that includes a mustache that connects to a goatee, to form a continuous circle of hair. The facial analogy of the mullet. Also known as a Van Dyke.

When we went to the sports bar, we saw half the guys watching Nascar sporting muskrat's.
Look at Bruce, he's wearing a muskrat!

by Big Eddie April 12, 2006

Mustyratkidzzz

Mustyratkidzzz is a great mutual! And playing Genshin impact with them is really fun!

Are you mutuals with Mustyratkidzzz on Tik Tok
“Yes I am! It’s the best!”

by Xiaohiyori May 1, 2021

Flipping the muskrat

When a man puts his toupee on each day like he is flipping pancakes onto his head.

That guy must be flipping the muskrat onto his head each day right out of the center console of his car before work.

by Denzel wendell March 10, 2019

Muskrat

n,pl. (1) A large North American aquatic rodent, with a musky smell.
(2) Marricel watt

damn! thats ugly...oh wait its just marricel/a muskrat

by pigfucker November 23, 2003