blonde mustachio

when two virgins stand at opposite sides of the room and run directly at each other full speed, after jumping in the air when contact is made both people simultaneously lose their virginity.

dude me and my girlfriend totally blonde mustachio'd last night

by oldskoolsk8er92 December 29, 2011

mustachio

a dirty bearded fag who shaves his feet and aint worked in 7 years.

peeples is a real mustachio, that piece of shit aint worked in 7 years, shave the back.

by big dick tyner March 27, 2008

Mustachio

This item is usually worn by a person, name of Chris Bennett/ mustafa/ mustachio/ potroast/ midget/ annoying-short-person-who-follows-ben-wotkins-everywhere-all-the-time-at-break lol
It appears below the nose and above the mouth and is annoying lol

bennett is a small fool who goes to forest and is short and annoying

by michael March 2, 2004

mustacious

a more descriptive form of musty

Wow that is really mustacious

by emolydabeast June 27, 2021

mustachio

When you nut on your own mustache

Bro I accidentally gave myself a mustachio

by kiredor November 14, 2018

mutacious

mutacious. The art of being mutulated, by being completely fucked up tanked drunk on drugs like dope.

I feel like getting a tad mutacious tonight! I’m completely feeling mutacious right now I can’t even see cross eyed!

by Azza Kraka-phat February 15, 2019

mustachiola

a lute-like instrument played by maidens in the days of yore

The lady doth crumble for even a fool on the condition that he is adept with a mustachiola

by despacho November 22, 2022