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Three Musketeers

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A three digit vaginal or anal fingerbang.
Tony was getting bored with the twix he was performing on Lee's asspipe, so he turned her over and went Three Musketeers on her sorry, Zamboni-like stank trench.
by Bigbear Goldstein January 30, 2008
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Three Musketeers

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Three males beat their boners, on to one individuals head. Can either be a sexually pleasurable act or an act of punishment
John: Hey did you guys give me a Three Musketeers last night?

Tim: Yeah because you were being a douche.

John: That explains alot.
by Big Red 7878 March 14, 2011
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Three Musketeers

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When three cars ride side-by-side on the road, traveling at the exact same speed, and clog the whole thing up.
by Lemongrass July 22, 2016
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3 Muscateers

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Three really close friends and buddies. Not to be confused with the old 3 Musketeers. Muscateers don't necessarily have to fight crime with swords like the Musketeers.
1. Dang those 3 Muscateers are so close they're like gay for each other.

2. Look its the 3 Muscateers from Muscatel.
by Donutfilling August 21, 2009
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the 3 mugsketeers

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3 people who happen to be the coolest of them all, also known as mugs, the 3 mugsketeers consist of. The ultimate mug and our father, Shumpy (Iman Shumpert) 1. Jonathan David Buss Jr. 2. WevWev Alexandria Erldren 3. By Tonga
Hey look! The 3 Mugsketeers
by A mugsketeer June 14, 2022
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Musketurd

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Musketurds, Three retards who are inseparable.they are the bestest of friends and can never be separated they always have each other’s backs and are a pretty funny and word group who got th name from wearing 3 blow up turd costumes
Man:1 Look those are the musketurds!
Man:2 man those people are inseparable they call them the three musketurds
by Musketurds July 7, 2018
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mulleteer

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3 men with mullets thinking they are fighting for justice by looking bad ass.
the mulleteers are in the bar looking "bad ass" as usuall. little to their knowing a women is alone. the mulleteers being the super bad ass party animals feel the uncontrolable urge to help this lonely woman revive her night by looking extremely bad ass.
by shmorts March 22, 2009
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