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nigga mortis

When a white person is hanging out with any amount of black people and drops the word nigga. They immediately stiffen up and stay as still as possible in the hopes that the black people won't recognize they said the word nigga.
Some random white dude says nigga to a bunch of black guys, then the nigga mortis occurs.
by Grig starrrrrrrrrrr October 4, 2010
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Multislack

To engage in two or more unproductive activities at once.
"What are you doing?"

"Playing World of Warcraft, watching Judge Judy, and talking on the phone."

"When, quit multislacking and take our the garbage."
by Skewmaester July 5, 2009
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profugus mortis

An insanely good metal band from Canada. They incorporate folk music, violins and a large helping of badass into their music.
I listened to their cd for 2 weeks straight, then put some other music on because I didn't want to overdo it... 10 seconds in I put profugus mortis back on because the other stuff just didn't cut it.
by Ray M August 22, 2007
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dirty murti

The act of jerking off and blowing your load on a ICE agent in the midst of being deported
I was totally getting sent back to Pakistan when I pulled a dirty murti
by JAM! February 6, 2018
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Nigor Mortis

Corpse-like dependency on the welfare system
JaQuon was a 3rd-generation welfare recipient, whose lack of contibution as a gainfully-employed member of society placed him in a state of nigor mortis.
by JaQuon September 15, 2009
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rigor mortis

when someone's dead for a while and their limbs stiffen (not the penis, though if the corpse is laid face down, the flow of blood to the penis can result in an erection.. a treat for necrophiliacs)
when johnny tried to make the dead man give him a hand job, ted said "you idiot! the guy won't move! it's rigor mortis!", so then johnny killed ted and had ted finish the job before rigor mortis set in
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Multislacking

Doing two useless things at once.
"Dude, I can't mop the living room because I'm multislacking a documentary about Beany Babies while I'm planting celery in Farmville."
by Junior Warden November 7, 2011
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