cherry mangler

A man who has such a gargantuan penis that he leaves his virgin sexual partners' lady parts mangled after engaging in intercourse, making it near impossible for future penetration and/or impregnation to occur with ease.

Joey: Dude, I've got a major problem. My woman says she can't tell when I'm inside her.
Joe: Bro, I wish I had that problem.
Joey: Yous a crazy bitch, why would you want that problem?
Joe: Because I'm a CHERRY MANGLER. Women fear me and my above average penis.

by SleezyC1234 May 4, 2009

Midget mongler

Somebody who brutally molests or sexually assaults midgets or "little people"

"you midget mongler! Let go of that little person! You don't have the right to molest him just because he's smaller!"

by LizardKing1968 December 1, 2011

Poon Mongler

One who conquers large and abundant quantities of delicious poon, ie The Creeper or Regis Philbin.

The Poon Mongler claimed yet another victim to his charm.

by poononymous July 31, 2006

tit mongler

one who motorboats the elderly.

He is such a tit mongler.

by Fin8715 April 7, 2011

doodoo mongler

A mongler from the doodoo empire, typically a self-righteous predecessor of the "doodoo mongoloid".
Note: Typically used in gaming as a synonym to the word "turd mongler"

Guy 1: Bro, Einsight is a doodoo mongler
Guy 2: naw brother, here we call him a doodoo mongoloidous

by Darkest! March 13, 2019

Chub Mongler

Someone who eats all of the food when they aren't supposed too. They are usually overweight and no one likes them

Greg: who ate all the cookies
Chase: Chris ate them all last night
Greg: Dang Chris is such a chub mongler

by Dpivkle April 23, 2019

corpse munger

In document review, a corpse munger is a person who, either by design or stupidity, performs his or her work at a sluggish and mediocre level. This act feeds upon the goodwill, morale, and finances (as a whole, the corpus) of the honest, hard working members of the review team.

That corpse munger only reviewed 200 documents in 12 hours while fucking around for 5 hours!

by Anonymous Reviewer January 3, 2011