Multitaskoprocrastinate

To procrastinate on multiple activities simultaneously.

"He managed to be to lazy do do his homework, the dishes, and his reading. All he did all day was Multitaskoprocrastinate."

by SilverSpeed February 11, 2009

multitasking

1)Surfing the internet while carrying on an instant message conversaation.
2)Carrying on multiple instant message converations at the same time. Beware of typing something relevant to the wrong conversation.

1)While I chatted with my girlfriend on AIM, I looked up multitasking on Urban Dictionary.
2) person: ...and then my brother was eaten alive by emus.
Me: Yeah, dude, that's hilarious!
person: What the hell!? How is that funny, you sick f***!?
Me: Sorry, I was multitasking. A guy in another AIM conversation told me a joke.

by TubaGuitarMan February 14, 2007

multitalking

it is when you are talking about different topics with the same person at the same time. yeah. its possible. believe me.

H: how are you?
J: my dog died.
H: that's sad
J: i'm fine
H did you bury it?
J: i got a cold the other day
H: me too.
J: yeah. in the backyard
H: i took neozep. did you?
J: sorry you couldn't come
H: no i'm sorry
J: i did. i think its gone now.
H: hey, we're multitalking.

by mi and ma March 14, 2010

Multibasking

Someone you work with who tries to take the credit for every project they can, whether or not they had worked on it or had any meaningful input. Usually an insecure boss, or delusional ambitious corporate climber.

I hate it when Jane starts multibasking. She had nothing to do with the deal.

Did you see Simon in that meeting? He was multibasking like crazy, taking credit for the entire project.

by mintyman November 21, 2010

multitasking

The act of looking at pornography and instant messaging at the same time.

"I was multitasking so much last night, best IMs ever."

by Raeko December 25, 2007

multiasking

simultaneously requests for someone to do many things.

Get your multiasking ass off the sofa and do something around here.

by Chieftalkingbull May 17, 2006

multitaskabating

Multitasking while masturbating.

To do other things while masturbating.

Unlike procrasturbating, you are being productive while masturbating.

"I worked really hard when I was multitaskabating."

"When I was multitaskabating last night, not only did I get off, I also got to watch Tosh.0 and file my taxes."

"With multitaskabating, I can keep up with my other day to day things!"

Mom- "Son, what are you dong in there?"
Son- "Multitaskabating! Almost finished!"
Mom- "Okay! Hurry up, dinner is getting cold! Don't forget to wash up before you come down!"
Son- "Believe me Mom, I won't forget!"

by Trish Da Dish November 16, 2010