Mudhoney

A significant other of hillbilly or white trash extraction. Derived from the Russ Meyer film "Mudhoney" (USA -1965)

Erika's new mudhoney is kind of cute, if you can get beyond the lack of teeth and the odor.

by kidjones December 15, 2004

mudhog

An unfortunate circumstance when you're left with poop on your cock after anal intercourse.

I was plowing my girlfriends anus the other evening, and got a case of the mudhog. :(

by deprecated September 13, 2009

Albanian Mugshot

When a girl is sucking you off, and just before you cum you shine a light in her eyes so she squints and bites down, allowing the semens to spray out of her mouth into her eyelashes, sticking them closed.

"Jerry just gave his girl the Albanian Mugshot, she couldnt open her eyes for half an hour!"

by Fckboy Tony October 8, 2017

Milk Carton Mugshot.

The type of picture that looks like it could be on a milk carton.

Tom: Dude, I was so drunk last night!
Steve: I know, I saw the pictures. Just about every picture of you was a milk carton mugshot.

by whitechapel June 29, 2009

mudhosing

Defecating forcefully and liquidly in copious amounts for prolonged lengths of time.

Q: I've pooped three times today, and it's only 1PM. Is this bad?

A: Real poops, or are you just mudhosing?

by rabbiwanna November 25, 2010

mudhoney

The mixture of sperm and shit and sweat that runs out of a man's anus when he's just been fucked by another man.

His skin wears a nauseating mixture of flakes of drying spunk and slimy wetness, the sickening smell of mudhoney.

by Dwintersni April 6, 2007

mudhonky

Mudhonky is a term used to describe douche bag hicks who drive big trucks covered in camo and bathed in mud. Trucks with such high lift kits its obviously compensating for whats missing below their big rodeo belts. A mudhonky can be spotted cruising down dirt roads or at the local slough drinking pilsner (piss warm to perfection). Easily identifiable in a pair of oakleys and matching plaid shirts, mudhonkys also have zero regard for others... especially when parking. If you or your loved ones shall ever encounter a mudhonky, proceed with caution and look out for chew spit.

Man 1: who the fuck takes up 3 parking spots?
Man 2: must be a damn mudhonky..

by Shottyparker April 3, 2015