english muffin top

A far more severe muffin top where several folds of fat spills over a women's pants creating various nooks and crannies.

There is enough butter in that girls English muffin top.

by ilackabettername August 3, 2012

muffinator

someone who is programmed to anihilate the female genitalia, by using any force necessary

watch out ladies! here's the muffinator!

by Antony Seddon September 26, 2006

Muffinologist

One who studies muffins and their behavioural patterns.

Berry's daddy is a muffinologist

by Not Berry2K, no really December 11, 2003

muffin top

The abdominal spillover that results from a husky woman wearing a too-tight pair of low-cut pants.

Sweet Jesus! Look at the muffin top on that deuce.

by Fueled By Chalupas September 13, 2005

muffin top

The roll of fat that hangs over the top of too-tight, low rise jeans.

When looked at from behind, from the waist down she looked like a muffin top.

by Pork chop April 12, 2006

muffin-top

The fat bulge resulting from a person (usually women) who wears pants that are too tight along with a halter/tube top.
That fat bulge looks somewhat like the top of a muffin, hence the name.

"I guess that fat chick used the money on an extra Big Mac instead of bigger pants and a whole shirt."

Respectable woman: "What the hell is that fat bitch thinking going out in public like that?!"

I would use an example with "muffin-top" in it, but what the hell type of urban slang is muffin-top? Corporate America is not urban

by nick-_- August 29, 2005

muffin-top

The phenomenon resulting from the trend in tight low-rise jeans coupled with midriff baring shirts on girls who should not be wearing them, causing a spillage of fat resembling the top of a muffin spilling out of its paper.

Dude, did you see that girl walking by? she totally had a muffin-top!

by huelotim December 10, 2008