Eric the Midget Paradox

Noun: A phenomenon attributed to living things, usually persons, who suffer afflictions that would normally elicit sympathy and compassion, but as a consequence of repellent behavior instead attract denigration and/or hostility.

Derived from Eric the Midget of the Howard Stern Show.

"I just saw a blind guy beating his dog with his cane! He was a classic exemplar of the Eric the Midget Paradox!"

by Zoinker March 26, 2008

mental midget

A person with a fragile mindset and lacking the ability to deal with tough situations. Feeble.

Whenever Mitch is given constructive criticism, he turns into a total mental midget and starts freaking out thinking he is going to get fired and becomes all pissy and whiny. He can't mentally deal with pressure and folds like a cheap lawn chair.

by mflannery420 April 23, 2011

crib midgets

Children, Babies, Kids, Rugrats

All she wants is crib midgets. I'm taking the crib midget to the pool. From the Dane Cook Movie "Good Luck Chuck" Stu used the word.

by Maleficent40 June 22, 2008

party midget

A midget that one brings to raucous, frat-like parties in order to entertain large crowds with its novelty value.

"Man, I can't believe Jason brought the party midget to Downtime! This place is totally bumpin' now!"

by Hernando Potér September 10, 2005

national kick a midget day

On October 20th, it is National Kick a Midget Day. This gives everyone permission to kick anyone who is under 5'2". People who are 5'2" can get kicked but can also kick people shorter than them.

I think we kicked that midget to death! His heads bleeding! I love National Kick a Midget Day

by Hanooooobbbbss October 8, 2020

Dirty Mudgett

When your girl is acting up and you punish her by lining the toilet bowl with saran wrap without her knowing. After she sits and wamps a dougie, her cooch is filled with fecal matter resulting in a dirty mudgett.

Petrina was being such a bitch that Eric took matters into his own hands and gave her miserable ass a dirty mudgett.

by Mizznuts January 24, 2022

Midget Pinkies

A unusually long nipple. Generally defined as nipples being over 3/4" in length.

"Yeah, he's in the hospital. He was suckin' on Granny Raynor's midget pinkies and poked his eye out!!"

by JSnide October 3, 2008