a state of being a lifeless puddle of jello like substance that bubbles with blah-ness; can also be used as simple pure silliness
mannnn, i'm tired. *muddle puddle poo*
by drewamoo March 17, 2004
Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.
I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!
by QuacksO December 01, 2024
The act/performance of anal penetration by using ones feet for pleasure or for money. Similar to wine makers smashing grapes with their feet.
Erin: oh fuck my ass with your feet.
John: Do we have enough lube to ass muddle you?
Erin: just bare foot it like the wine people do with grapes.
John: Do we have enough lube to ass muddle you?
Erin: just bare foot it like the wine people do with grapes.
by skuldss May 06, 2011
by Cunt muddler June 03, 2021
Muddled cherry is when you have sex with a virgin and then have sex with her again the next morning.
by Charlie Randolph June 09, 2017
*Male version of a puddle slut.
*Male that does sexual favors for meth.
usually found on da block in pine county.
*Male that does sexual favors for meth.
usually found on da block in pine county.
"Did you hear Keith is poonjin people for meth?"
Yeah he's one of da block muddles!
Guy: Duke is making his rounds today!
Buddy: Fucker is the definition of a true muddle!
Female: Too bad Duke has to be a muddle he's sexy!!
Friend: yeah all the Roseland boys are sexy in there own way check out Levi!
Yeah he's one of da block muddles!
Guy: Duke is making his rounds today!
Buddy: Fucker is the definition of a true muddle!
Female: Too bad Duke has to be a muddle he's sexy!!
Friend: yeah all the Roseland boys are sexy in there own way check out Levi!
by deejaydizzle August 22, 2019
by Skillzthatkillz88 May 07, 2023