"I ate a big breakfast, drank too much coffee, and when I was out on the boat later, I had to take a dump... so, I jumped in the water and let loose a huge mud shark."
by Jeffrey Lebowski, Jr. January 23, 2007
A Type of Shark that are found in the shallow waters of Chichester Harbor - South England. The sharks nest and raise their young, over the summer period, just under the surface of the mud. Mud Sharks normally range between 2-3ft fully grown although their are rumors of 3-4ft sharks that lurk in Bosham Channel. Mud Sharks are generally not harmful to humans except when protecting their young when they have been known to attack children bathing.
"ARGH I just saw a mud shark"
"aaw look at that fish... OH WAIT ITS A MUD"
"Don't let the Mud Sharks get you"
"aaw look at that fish... OH WAIT ITS A MUD"
"Don't let the Mud Sharks get you"
by SharkWatch01 July 18, 2009
A large, tapered turd, usually in your underpants, resembling a finless shark or other large predatory fish. Usually brown in color. Sometimes speckled. Always dangerous. Attacks underpants unexpectedly.
by mattypc August 3, 2006
An insult used by insecure racist individuals to denigrate white women who date members of other, usually darker minority, racial groups.
Dude 1: "That girl is such a mud shark"
Dude 2: “She won't give you the time of day, huh?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, she really hurt my feelings when she rejected me"
Dude 2: “She won't give you the time of day, huh?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, she really hurt my feelings when she rejected me"
by Samurai1833 September 20, 2012
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