shmock mucker

Synonym of the expletive cocksucker which can be said in mixed company to avoid offending others.

Hey kids, did you see that shmock mucker run the red light?

by BJ Morley July 6, 2006

futher mucker

Another way to say mother fucker. for the youngsters to say without geting into too much trouble with the fam.

"Get out of my room futher mucker!"

by Longitude August 11, 2007

Mucker butt

A Mucker butt is a flat ass that one usually sees on Native American females.....

Looks at Carmela, She has a mucker butt.If it was any flatter, it could be used for drawing a straight line

by Seth Mythrax January 12, 2019

Mucker Teeth

Mucker teeth is used to describe people that live on the Bog road.

"Ryan Laverty is a mucker teeth"

by Monke scary help March 25, 2021

Futher Mucker

When an individual afflicted with diarrhea has their anus tickled with a feather.

"Dude you were in the bathroom all day yesterday- feeling any better?"

"Not really, but if I'm lucky maybe my girl will give me a rad futher mucker tonight!"

by Zombiebucket October 17, 2009

futher mucker

Same as above, commonly used in Insane Clown Posse lyrics.

My chins in an old man's backyard
I gotta sneak through his yard
To find the futher mucker
And he's got a pitbull dog
And it's sitting on my chin like a frog on a log
I throw a bone to try to distract
Cuz I'm wanting my chinny-chin-chin back

by xJUGGLAx October 16, 2006

Fudder Mucker

what you call someone if they call your mom a whore

that Josh guy is a real Fudder Mucker for saying that to my mom

by Silent Step December 21, 2008