Mustard Goblin

Somebody who eats mustard with a variety of different foodstuffs. Usually in a snickering or eerily way.

Hey Jeff got some pretzels!

Jeff can we grab some?

Forget it Dave, he brought the mustard too.

Jeff can we have some pretzels please?

Stop it Dave, let Jeff be the mustard goblin that he is.

by Sports kid October 30, 2011

Lo Mataron

a phrase in Spanish similar to that of "he got owned" in English. The literal meaning of "Lo mataron" is "they killed him", but the literal meaning is not, in this case, the definition of the phrase. The phrase can be altered to the female gender variation of "La Mataron", meaning "She got owned". Used to ridicule someone who has either 1. been bamboozled, 2. received quite a verbal thrashing or "comeback" from another. Usually said in a sing song manner similar to Northern Mexican music genre called "norteñas" with alternating notes which constantly repeat "Lo mataron, lo mataron, lo mataron lo mataron." This saying was popularized by a radio show.

Woman: I need to go to the pet store.
Man: Is that where you buy your toys?
Woman: No, that's where your mom gets them.
Spectators: OOH! (in sing-song) "Lo mataron, lo mataron, lo mataron, lo mataron!"

by SabiaDelUniverso December 18, 2009

Bung Mustard

Firey, bung burning, explosive diarrhea. Like liquid acid pouring from your back door. Leaves the oring stinging for some period of time.

Oh man the bung mustard is really bad. I may have food poisoning. My ass is on fire!!!

by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017

Mustard Tiger

Greatest insult in the world.
originated on trailer park boys

Bubbles: You dirty...Mustard Tiger!

Phil Collins: AW HELL NAW!!!

by Jed BaCON January 2, 2008

Mustard Face

someone who is clearly pissed off, shitty and in a mood and it blatantly shows. They have a face like they have eaten a spoon full of mustard

"check out the mustard face on her, she is not happy about that!"

by half baked Jake April 2, 2010

Eating a burger with no honey mustard

Eating a burger with no honey mustard

“Eating a burger with no honey mustard, Eatin’ a burger with no honey mustard”

by Zhongli January 4, 2021

Gutter Mustard

When someone is so drunk they walk out of the bar and puke in the gutter or on the curb. The vomit is normally a yellow hue from all the beer they have consumed; like mustard.

Oh look there goes Jim he is making Gutter Mustard again

by Hearevil October 1, 2010