Lawn Mower

Pot head who smokes all the weed at the kickback and never repays you

"Did you see andi smoke all of cj's weed"?
"Yeah man that guy's a fuckin lawn mower"

by Harold Oscar March 3, 2018

Lawn mower

Cuts grass very fast

I am using a lawn mower to write this sentence

by Poop ostrich June 3, 2017

Lawn Mower

A machine used by your neighbors that IS SO GODDAMN LOUD I SWEAR TO GOD IT UNLEASHES 69420 SCREAMING DEMONS FROM HELL

It also cuts grass.

Person 1: I was going to fix my sleep schedule but the person next to us is using a lawn mower.
Person 2: Yep, that's life for you.

by ThatBOIIIIIIIII December 15, 2019

joshua mower

an absolute twat. wanna be theatre kid who sucks at everything. even his friends at his high school call him a twat

your as emo as a Joshua mower

by bill shakespear January 25, 2018

Mower cream

The delicious result of the Mexican lawnmower

Damn joe next time save me some of Ashley's mower cream

by Dusty croptop February 23, 2020

mower man

A middle to late aged pervy old man who loiters around old ladies offering to mow another man’s lawn.

Oi my wife has had her front garden attended to by that Pervy old mower man.

by Geoff Paddle May 31, 2022

Minnesota Mower

The act of grabbing your partners legs, while partner remains faced down, arms extended. You forcefully thrust your member into them while pushing them like a wheel barrel until their arms give out, resulting in rug burn on the forehead.

kimmie was so excited to do yard work but it was raining so Captain D gave her the Minnesota mower to fulfill her needs.

by Captain D’s salty solutions! October 28, 2020