A sexy mother fucker who is extremely good at running. He is known for his very fast times and a cute booty twerk.
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I did a Dirty Morton.
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Taking the easy option when playing football, either in real life or gaming (i.e Fifa) by making a short pass along the ground for a tap-in goal, rather than having some decency and trying to beat the keeper with a shot.
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Kim Il-sung is the Eternal President of North Korea, and Kim Jung-Il is the Eternal Supreme Leader of North Korea thus making it a Mortocracy.
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Get the John Mouton mug.A small town located in the Lakes Region of New Hampshire. Home to an excessive number of unintelligent, wanna-be rednecks. Contains one high school in which 99% of the students have known each other since they were 5, and there is no such thing as personal issues, because within a week the entire school and the majority of the town will know. A town with less than 5,000 people, and 12 cops whose sole goal seems to be hounding the local teenage population. A place where everyone knows everyone (and probably slept with them at some point) and in the summer the the tourists outnumber the locals 10:1. Oh yea, it's fantastic.
Hey man, ever been up to Moultonborough, NH? No? Good, the cops there are douches and in the summer you'll wanna blow your brains out because of all the tourists.
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