Moulin Ruse

1. noun. a situation in which a woman is first seen from the rear and appears attractive, but later is revealed to be repulsive from the front.
2. verb. to actively bait someone into such a situation.
3. verb. to fall victim to such a situation.

When traipsing about in common gathering areas, one may find the allure of another beings presence to pique one's interest. Having seen only the back side of said being, one is compelled to investigate further. Upon realization that this interest is unfounded, it may go on record that one has been Moulin Ruse'd

by BrainLazy March 6, 2009

Mourning wood

getting a boner at a funeral.

when i was at aunt Betty's funeral uncle Sean had mourning wood when he saw the body

by Rammit Inmah Asshol May 17, 2017

Good Mourning

Instead of waking up to "good morning". You find yourself waking up to your morning grieving and mourning the recent loss of someone you love (death, relationship, fall out, seperation).

Janny: Good MORNING BFF!

Car: .. oh.. (lathergic aura) morning -_-

Janny: OMG, you are still depressed over the break up?

Car: Yes, so.. good MOURNING to me.

Janny: ...... I gotta go...

by Car Sun- October 26, 2011

Mourngy

Miserable, spoil sport.

Stop being mourngy and come play football.

by Dill December 2, 2003

Moulin Rouge

n. The best movie ever
v. To be the best movie ever

You know what? That movie was almost a Moulin Rouge.

by milkwasabadchoice October 18, 2006

Mourning Wood

When you're afraid of getting sexually aroused for a short period of time after one of your close relatives passed away because you think they're watching over you from heaven.

Guy: Dude, I saw some wicked porn last night, but ever since gammy passed away, I've had sever Mourning Wood..
Dude: You mean like when you wake up?
Guy: No... Look it up on urban dictionary dumbass

by Acronomicon March 18, 2014

maurina

A Beautiful, smart, athletic girl that every man dreams to have. Her way with words he beautiful eyes and smile will make any young man fall in love.

Maurina looked very beautiful today

by Hey 😂 July 28, 2015