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mountain side middle school 

Mms is a school full of shitty ass kids who dont know what the fuck they are doing. Literally half the kids vape including the teachers. All them teachers winans are stupid boomers like davis. The school was build 420 years ago in 1769 and hasnt been rebuild since. If you go to the gymnasium you can have atleast 4 people in the open fucking each other and and atleast 1 behind the bleachers. The teachers sell vodka to the kids for a high price of $69. If you want a free juul go to Mountain Side Middle School (.^.) have a great sexy time
Mountain side middle school is a middle school

Mountain Brew Beer Ice 

An ice beer made by the Genesee brewing company for the Stewarts corporation in the Northeast. Although it tastes like aluminum, it is generally considered an excellent beer for the price. As of 2011 it costs $0.75/can, $3.53/six pack, and a little over $13 for a case (includes tax and deposit).
John - I feel like being classy and providing free beer for this party I'm hosting but I don't want to break the bank doing it. What beer should I buy?

Dr. Hopps - Definitely get some Mountain Brew Beer Ice.

mountain monkey

Damn, those mountain monkeys totally cleaned out the Systembolaget. They're like a swarm of locusts!
mountain monkey by SwampThang October 24, 2012

mountain bartle skeet 

A cold, refreshing drink that is commonly referred to as Mountain Dew
Cletus does love himself some of that Mountain Bartle Skeet.
mountain bartle skeet by msvxt November 14, 2017

Mountain Bartle Skeet 

a bottle of delicious mountain dew a word usually rednecks and or car enthusists
hey dale you want a mountain bartle skeet

Mountain Goat

An expression used by Danes to describe Norwegians.
Check out those mountain goats! They've never been abroad before.
Mountain Goat by Unclecrazy January 14, 2022

Mountain Douching 

When someone who recently had unprotected sex douches using Mountain Dew hoping that the yellow 5 will kill the sperm.
Elizabeth: I can't believe I didn't use protection.
Julie: Don't worry, you should try mountain douching.