rick and morty

a show that only the smartest of intellectuals can watch you must have an iq of at least 2000 to watch this

hello fellow rick and morty fan i will now place my ass on this couch and focus my eyes on the tetevision so i can observe this show called rick and morty

by devinsp456 September 3, 2018

morty

Shit. "Morty" is another word for shit, and can be used in many contexts, including talking about your bowel movements.

"You're both peices of Morty and I can prove it mathematically"
Rick: "I gotta go take a biiiiig faatt morty" Morty: "Aww jeez rick"

by thislittlepoopypantsishungry June 14, 2018

Morty Smith

The new Bart Simpson. He is Rick Sanchez's anxious grandson.

Morty Smith: Aw geez, Rick!

by McBoobs (IHateShitters) June 16, 2018

Morty

A sexual act that entails a man/woman on the verge of death(or under perception of being close to death) receiving fellatio and being brought back to full health.

Andrew: Yo Tony! I was having a heart attack and Kiersten gave me a Morty

Tony:That sounds amazing did she put it between her breasts?

Andrew: She sure did

by RichardRyder69 September 25, 2016

Doing a Morty

When screaming 'Oh Geez' while cuming instantaneously on her as she pulls down on your SpongeBob underwear.

I won't be doing a Morty this time!
Omg Jessica, did he do a Morty on you ?

by iamrick December 5, 2020

rick and morty

a good ass show, u better be watching it,

You can thank me later.

rick and morty is good asf
srsly, that shit is the best

by HyperBinarysツ August 22, 2022

Rick and Morty

A show

Only people with a high IQ will be able to understand Rick and Morty.

by darealkeya November 19, 2017