Motel Monarch

A loser that lives in a flea bag Motel but is a master at all things

Example 1:
Two guys talking: Remember the moon landing in 1969?

Motel Monarch: That's nothing I've walked on the surface of the sun with like 50 hot chicks last year

Two guys to passing Motel Manager: Who the hell was that?

Manager: Oh that's our Motel Monarch, he claims to be the greatest guy that ever walked the earth but lives here on government assistance.

Example 2:

Girl at Motel: to friend: Quick get inside the Motel Monarch is heading this way. I don't want to hear about his 4 foot penis again or how he can hit a golf ball over 385 yards.

by Catman - 63 July 12, 2017

The Mortal Instruments

An absolutely awesome series written by Cassandra Clare. It has everything! (demon fighting, canon slash, technical incest, faeries, werewolves, geeky references, etc.) The Fandom is one of the most perverted ones. We have great fanart. And a duck!

Person A:Have you read City of Bones yet?
Person B: No, I've never heard of it!
Person A: It's the first book in the Mortal Instruments series. I think you would like it!

by thepacificislander June 15, 2012

Jaeden Martell

A cute sweet funny amazing cool boy. He’s a smile bean and must be protected. He’s amazing and funny. He’s also super cute.

Friend: who plays Bill in It?
Me: that’s Jaeden Martell he’s so cute!

by Jackson Robert Scott November 15, 2020

Post Mortem Distress Birthing

Let me guess. You saw this on a reddit post and decided to check if it was real. Its not lol

Person 1: my mother got Post Mortem Distress Birthing
Person 2: that doesnt exist u fucking idiot

by RealXp March 26, 2022

Motel Hot

A girl who would only be considered attractive when compared to the women and/or prostitutes hanging around sleazy motels. Implies the girl is sexually promiscious; however any male would have to be desperate or drunk before approaching the girl.

There was no talent at the club tonight, the hotest girls were only motel hot.

by ZJweb May 9, 2009

Morelos Mexico

Morelos Mexico - Morelos is a landlocked state located in south-central Mexico. It is bordered by Mexico City to the north, & by the states of México to the northeast & northwest, Puebla to the east & Guerrero to the southwest.

Morelos is the 2nd -smallest state in the nation, just after Tlaxcala.

Foods commonly enjoyed here are

chicken in green mole, tortilla soup & trout almandine,huitlacoche (corn smut) fondue, salmon in adobo and game hen in peanut mole.

enchiladas with various fillings ,sauces, local specialties like rabbit in ancho chile adobo & chicken in peach sauce.

Morelos mexico , its capital city is Cuernavaca.

The state is also known for the Chinelos, a type of costumed dancer that appears at festivals, especially Carnival, which is celebrated in a number of communities in the state. It is also home to the Monasteries on the slopes of Popocatépetl, a designated World Heritage Site.

Most of the state enjoys a warm climate year-round, which is good for the raising of sugar cane & other crops. Morelos has attracted visitors from the Valley of Mexico since Aztec times.

by Blu_leef February 5, 2023

mortality fuck

sexual intercourse immediately following a national disaster, death, or terrorist attack to help one cope with said event.

After getting off the tube during the London bombing, Will and I had a mortality fuck.

by cb radio November 7, 2005