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James Morton

Sorry, never heard of him. If I had heard of him he'd definitely be tiny though...
"If I could imagine anyone being massively tiny with no guns whatsoever and extremely chubby, almost to the extent of blobby fleming, then his name would be James Morton...never heard of a James Morton though..."
by Wai Ho December 7, 2009
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Dirty Morton

The act of one taking a large sip of coke while simultaneously having their best friend smack their belly in a McDonald's Play Place while doing the floss.
by Beeg nene May 17, 2020
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Sweaty Morton

Taking the easy option when playing football, either in real life or gaming (i.e Fifa) by making a short pass along the ground for a tap-in goal, rather than having some decency and trying to beat the keeper with a shot.
Typical, another "Sweaty Morton" goal
by yorkshiresteve November 22, 2022
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monotonize

Adults can monotonize any activity.
by Dave Scarpetti April 27, 2005
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Mortoned

That guy lost a grand to a stripper - he totally got mortoned
by smd001 January 18, 2011
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Monotonoff

When two or more persons are involved in an aural exchange, where the participants' voices are notably monotonous.
"Who's more monotonous? Morgan, or Dan?"
"I'm not sure, they should have a monotonoff."
by Waterproof Wolverine March 5, 2009
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morton west

ghetto ass 5 day daycare with hella Cicero baddies hooked up with bowl cut sagging ass Edgars thinking they g'd up. they also got a soccer team with them varsity niggas probably related to Maradona or sum shi. the secret passageways also constantly smell like hot pussy due to the fact that all the sneaky links finger each other there.
"look at him he goes to Morton west"

" that nigga prolly named Jose and his IG user prolly (NoLimitJose) or sum shi"
by melapelannnnn May 19, 2022
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