Markle

A flatus with a distinctive fragrance originating from an unsanitary female. Can also be used to describe any girl with bad gas. A markle can often be associated with a shart.

There's something wrong with that girl, I think she markled her pants.

by frogorgy November 11, 2011

Miss Morley

Kim Jong Un's daughter with a 99% plastic body, she sexually contacted lamp and obtained herpes, she's anti-mobile and haves a sworn enemies she constantly attempts to murder called the phone gang as she think that the electrical energy would dry up her plastic skin.

Oh dear is that Miss Morley!? Better stay away. All phones down.

by Phone boys March 10, 2020

MARKLED

When you ghost anybody that has ever helped you out but are no longer useful

I haven't had my phone call returned for days

You've been markled

by Omid Scobie August 29, 2022

Murkled

To get done in/owned/bumbaclarted/pwnd/face melted/murked/raped. Normally used in reference to situations in games during times of distress.

"Dude the Illuminate just murkled me" "yeh I know, proper bumbaclarted"

"We're about to get murkled!!"

by [DFA] March 8, 2010

Merklefish

To say that someone got insulted, out done or beaten at an activity. (or Owned)
Also:Merklefished/ Merkle Fished

Also is the name of a warwick MC (MC MerkleFish)

"Owh mate you just got merklefished with that headshot i had on you!"

"Apparently Mc Lonewolf is going to clash with Mc MerkleFish?"

"That poker hand was the definition of Merklefish!"

by Andy.w May 17, 2009

Mr. Morale & the Big Steppers

A Double studio LP released by Kendrick Lamar.

Mr. Morale & the Big Steppers will live up to be a future classic.

by Lean Elizabeth II May 9, 2022

Markle Weather Report

When the the weather forecast is completely different to what is actually outside.

"That was a total Markle weather report last night, they said it was going to be sunny and 80 degrees, but its raining and 60, totally Markled"

by John Tetley January 4, 2022