moosles

a horrible disease that makes your body parts fall off after having direct contact with a moose

"my leg is gone after i kicked that moose.. i must've got those damn moosles!"

by kimmycoffee December 28, 2008

jizz flaping mozzletump

when a man ejaculates in a womens face with such furiocity it dislocted her eyeball from her eye socket leaving hanging there while he proceeds to pump his penis into her eye socket

guy 1: dude what happened to you wife's eye.
guy 2: oh i just gave her a "jizz flaping mozzletump".

by blablablablablahaha March 4, 2011

Moodle

An online website used for students to access resources and homework from classes.

In reality, it sounds like something a little kid would say on a playground.

*kid runs up to parent, crying*
Mommy, that boy moodled me!

by HelenaDeLuna January 25, 2014

Moodle

A website teachers use because they are trying to be "green" and not waste paper.

Guys, your homework is on the Moodle!" "Okay, well what happens when an anti-technology terrorist blows up the internet?

by CUBEFISTMAN! February 22, 2011

Moodle

A shitty software system for schools that is supposed to allow instructors to post things, but, in fact, Moodle will just say it posted it and sent it to the students. But it really didn't.

Did you get the assignment for Zayne last week?
No!
It was on Moodle!
FUCK MOODLE

by geaux09 June 29, 2009

Moogler

1. To borrow something unbelievably awesome which is hard to find

2. To tame or benefit from a 'moogle' expertly (cat like creature in world of warcraft)

James always finds cool stuff, he is such a moogler.
Kim you moogler, I wish I found that. (affectionate)

by JimJam2256 November 20, 2011

moogle the boogle

A kinky ass sex term
After I Moogle there's no boogle

1.Hey have you two moogled the boogle yet😏??
2.Hey man I bet that girl can moogle the boogle.

by HeyyyitsL August 10, 2017