Moodle 

a man-poodle. women like to walk the moddle, feed the moodle, play with the moodle, but they never do the moodle

dude your such a moodle. your never gonna get laid with that chick

Moodle by kevl888 January 11, 2010

Moodle 

An online website used for students to access resources and homework from classes.

In reality, it sounds like something a little kid would say on a playground.

*kid runs up to parent, crying*
Mommy, that boy moodled me!

Moodle by HelenaDeLuna January 25, 2014

Moodle 

A website teachers use because they are trying to be "green" and not waste paper.

Guys, your homework is on the Moodle!" "Okay, well what happens when an anti-technology terrorist blows up the internet?

Moodle by CUBEFISTMAN! February 22, 2011

Moodle 

A shitty software system for schools that is supposed to allow instructors to post things, but, in fact, Moodle will just say it posted it and sent it to the students. But it really didn't.

Did you get the assignment for Zayne last week?
No!
It was on Moodle!
FUCK MOODLE

Moodle by geaux09 June 29, 2009

Moodle 

A Moodle is a disembodied gremlin with arms but no legs. It never smiles and is often crying, possibly due to failing all online quizzes. It's face is always always serious and sad. Although he constantly cries, there are no tears. His face looks something like this: ಠ_ಠ . He walks around by using his arms to manipulate stilts with webbed flippers on the end of them.

The moodle is not capable of coherent speech. Instead, it mumbles to itself, using words like VSEPR, NU, Lambda and other incoherent terms to express its' thoughts and feelings. That is, if it had any. The Moodle's mind has gone to mush after recent chemistry and physics test. He is usually confused, seen wandering the 7A wing.

Guy 1: Hey dude what the hell was that
Guy 2: That's a moodle
Guy 1: It must have gone insane after the last test.

Moodle by zztop1 November 17, 2010

moodle 

a free open source course management system used for those with no knowledge of websites

"Did you do your Moodle class work?"
"Nah fuck that moodle"

hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY
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- Russel '4x4' Snider

moodle by that_russel_sure_is_queer May 31, 2005

Moodle 

a cross between a man and a poodle.. makes a great pet..you can walk him, train him and feed him but you'll never sleep with him..only good for companionship

John is the best friend a girl can ask for..Hes soo reliable and trainable.... im never going to sleep with him but hes make a GREAT MOODLE :)

Moodle by italiancupcake17 February 2, 2010