Streetlamp Le Moose

An amazing man famous for being a gentleman and being extremely attractive. Different from all the guys, he wears the latest trends before they're known but he's not a hipster, he just makes things awesome. Treats all girls with respect and doesn't let the big guy phase him, he helps them instead. Helps out all his friends to get to there full potential. Eventually becomes president of the United States and gets the world back on track.

"With that, Streetlamp Le Moose existed the stage. Abigail waited in the wings for him, embracing him she whispered seductively 'Hello Mr. President.'"

by Flagellah May 27, 2013

Sharing the Moose

A Canadian expression for getting married, like the American "tying the knot". In a traditional Canadian wedding, the bride and groom go down the aisle each riding a moose, and after the ceremony they go back up the aisle on one, shared moose.

We're going to Ottawa next week because Dave and Alanis are sharing the moose.

by Married to a Canuck December 18, 2009

moose crew

Abercrombie & Fitch employees, because the moose logo is on every item in the store.

Drew: Hey weren't you with your friends from Abercrombie last night?
Anna: Yeah, I was chillin' with the moose crew.

by Oso.Orilla October 28, 2010

Moody Swag

The kind of swag that only Rudy Moody can have. All the girls love it

Look at Rudy with his Moody swag going. He's going to get some pussy tonight!

by We Jerkin July 16, 2010

Moose Man

Women love him. Geese Man’s mortal enemy. Moose fear him.

Moose Man: “They call me Moose Man”
Moose: *trembles*

by yerxa December 11, 2020

the monosyllable

A euphemism for "cunt".

I called my girlfriend the monosyllable, and she kicked me in the nuts!

by weep0r January 15, 2010

Lays Plastiqué la Moose

East Berlin delicasy that is delicatessen cured meat, typically salami, with heavily processed fromage and a sweet paprika crunch topping. Ingredients can typically be gotten from any local corner shop, prepared and warmed on a household radiator. A great accompaniment to a dry pastry and seaweed non sausage roll.

Amazingly, Susie managed to evade airport security and make the flight. After copious amounts of Jack Daniels, she was delighted when Stuart carefully prepared her Lays Plastiqué la Moose for supper.

by Sharkey & Bubbles March 10, 2023