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moosecocked

A bad beat in poker, when you are a strong favorite.

( My friend and I use this as a form of expression to adequately describe our frustration when we lose a hand as a big favorite.)
I went all in with my AA and was moosecocked when this idiot called with 79, and beat me on the river!
by tollthebell February 20, 2011
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Moondick

A comedic version of a spiritual awoken male that posts lives on others Facebook feeds out of self righteousness and chants harmonies that are harmless. But, to the unawoken looks like a uneducated tree hugger gypsy that is high on mushshrooms.
Who is this guy on that tagged me on Facebook? Oh he’s such a moondick.
by Anonymous mindfulperson July 11, 2019
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Moosecock

The ticks you get after too many prostate exams in a week admission of rape victimization and police brutality
"MOOSECOCK"
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
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Moondick

A dick that floats in gray sweats
That guy Jake has a big ass moondick in those gray sweatpants
by Sillyswallows January 4, 2023
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