A suburban town located at the Southern most point of Middlesex County, New Jersey. Used to be a pretty quiet, calm place to live until a fuck ton of people started moving in and now they can't figure out where to put anybody. The traffic is horrible and despite the strain on the roads, they keep building a shit ton of houses because hey, the more property tax revenue the better right? There is virtually nothing to do in this strange town of approximately 44,000 people. The entire lifeblood of the town is essentially its "great school system", which pretty much consists of a couple of elementary schools, an overcrowded middle school which has now resorted to trailers, in which the residents rejected a referendum to expand and/or build a new middle school TWICE, and also a huge ass high school, which in reality still isn't big enough to support the number of new kids being enrolled every year. The high school pretty much consists of your average stuck up, preppy suburban white boy/white girl assholes who smoke pot and juul in the bathrooms. They think they're gangsters and think that Jamesburg is "the hood". Alongside them are the minorities, AKA asian, latino, and blacks who are in very small numbers compared to essentially 50% white, 49% indian and 1% other minorities.
Everyone pretty much smokes pot and doesn't give a fuck.
All in all, a great place to live if you're willing to put up with the day-to-day faggotry/degeneracy.
Everyone pretty much smokes pot and doesn't give a fuck.
All in all, a great place to live if you're willing to put up with the day-to-day faggotry/degeneracy.
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To jog at a gentle walking pace. Not to be confused with actual exercise. Moonjogging looks like normal jogging, but the rate of speed is so slow, that the person almost seems to be running in slow motion, not unlike the images of man's first walk on the moon. Often accompanied by face grimacing, exaggerated movements, lethargy (presumably from exhaustion), assorted running gear (colorful headbands, ipods, reflective tape, light up sneakers), and a conspicuous lack of perspiration (and dignity).
Stan: "Hey, check out that chick jogging up ahead!"
Bill: "Jogging? How much exercise could you get from moving that slow?"
Stan: "Maybe she doesn't want to hurt herself?"
Bill: "Or... maybe she's afraid of hurting the ground, or killing a bug underfoot!"
Stan: "ha ha, perhaps. It's almost like she's running in zero gravity or something!"
Bill: "Yeah, she's moonjogging!"
(much laughter)
Bill: "Jogging? How much exercise could you get from moving that slow?"
Stan: "Maybe she doesn't want to hurt herself?"
Bill: "Or... maybe she's afraid of hurting the ground, or killing a bug underfoot!"
Stan: "ha ha, perhaps. It's almost like she's running in zero gravity or something!"
Bill: "Yeah, she's moonjogging!"
(much laughter)
by lostpyrate September 10, 2009
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"Moondoor the douche" or "Moondoor the hoe"
by Southernbelle June 6, 2014
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A female sex symbol of African heritage.
A social movement that challenges the deep-rooted, oppressive ideology of beauty by affirming the unique physique of black women.
A female sex symbol of African heritage.
A social movement that challenges the deep-rooted, oppressive ideology of beauty by affirming the unique physique of black women.
by @MuseumofMelanin April 3, 2022
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"Do you see that!? The referee should have gave Celtic a penalty! Another Rangers supporting referee!!"
"It looked soft mate, if all the referees support Rangers then how did Celtic win 9 league titles in a row?"
"We won them despite the biased the referee's, we were too good to be cheated"
"You're starting to sound like a moonhowler John"
"It looked soft mate, if all the referees support Rangers then how did Celtic win 9 league titles in a row?"
"We won them despite the biased the referee's, we were too good to be cheated"
"You're starting to sound like a moonhowler John"
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by Nick "Sink it, Drink it" Fertig August 4, 2006
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