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moonshit

-noun
1. An excrement that feels particularly unclean, resulting in a piece of shit that hangs off the ass unknowingly to the owner. Usually found after wiping.

<Origin: bef. 900; ME moneshite, OE moonashiten; c. OHG moonoscite, ON mooniskizan, Goth menascheissen;>

- Discovered well before the first century, the term moonshit was thought to be named for its orb or crescent like appearance and it's ability to float seemingly in air. From Gothic origin, the term became popular in America in the early 1920's. Since then, although rarely used in civilized conversation, the term is occasionally brought up when appropriate.
After James finished wiping his ass he found moonshit.
Good thing he caught it before he pulled up his pants.
by Ian Kerr April 19, 2007
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Keith Mooned, - ing,

Ransacking a room, generaly a hotel room, wherein a television or some other large item is thrown through a window, usually into a swimming pool.
Remember at our highschool graduation when Bubba and Chip totally Keith Mooned our room at the Ramada Inn on Route 64?
by Rory Thompson September 2, 2005
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Mooies Man

An epic youtuber CREATING THE BEST CONTENT IN THE WORLD!!! #subtomooiesman #savethehippos #savemoojuice hahaha
Oh Mooies Man, you brighten my day with epic Moo jokes and amazing quality, much better than Matthew's SEND IT channel trash.
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Mooneybanger

When someone has little to no friends and drifts between friend groups.
"Wow he's sitting on his own again. What a Mooneybanger"
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Moonsorrow

The musical personification of epic, beautiful and dark.
that band is not moonsorrow!

woah, she is so moonsorrow
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mooner

an individual who regularly exposes his ass in public - expressing a latent homosexual desire for anoreceptivity
I heard Sigmund Freud was a mooner during his medical training
by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008
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Tennessee Moonshine

A sexual act when one man jizzes on his partner's forehead, and proceeds to shine and buff with their asscheeks.
I gave that bitch a Tennessee Moonshine. Her forehead was shining like the moon! And by the moon, I mean my ass. And by shining, I mean covered in jizz.
by hwangsta13 December 16, 2008
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