room-mooch

People who take advantage of another person's generosity by moving into a room, not paying any rent, and then overstaying their welcome.

An inconsiderate room-mooch, like my chick's roommate named Alex, needs to stop making excuses and get your lazy ass out of the house. Move your ass out, slacker!

by givinmyopinions April 28, 2006

Mooched

Being fired at a job less than two weeks after starting.

"Hey, I thought you just started working at a Fast Food Restaurant what happened?"
"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."

by louiseharp July 31, 2017

moochnugget

Someone who is attractive but likes to mooch off people

He is always eating all the food and asking for everything and I don't say anything because he is such a moochnugget.

by The Sniffler January 7, 2018

plate moocher

a person who finishes their food first then asks you or another person for food off your plate

Jerry: can i have that piece of chicken off your plate
Austin: didn't you just eat
Jerry: yea but im still hungry
Austin: damn jerry your such a plate moocher

by PhoenixFly February 6, 2010

Maple Moocher

An offensive term that stereotypes Canadians in a negative way

Look at that guy with the toonie, what a maple moocher.

by AverageCanadian7567 March 7, 2023

mooch

Someone who takes and takes but never gives. They could take food, money or anything that you give them but never give you anything in return.

Aaron is such a moocher. He keeps asking me for money and never drops a penny!

by KelKell August 22, 2009

monochromatic

A personality type which is incapable of processing a broad spectrum of thought and only perceives issues in an all-or-nothing black or white context. Closed-minded. Obtuse.

That's a really abstract concept, but you may not want to tell Joe about it. He's pretty monochromatic and won't get it.

by Hot East February 20, 2009