fish monument

big hole in the ground with gigantic mutant carp in it, thay feed on pva bin
bags full of pig swill, used cat litter, fihermans leftovers and cattle feed.
anglers can use the full contents of a pet shops suply of animal and bird
feed in a two day fishing sesion.

"you'v been to a fish monument" "yeah didnt bother me" "flipping heck did you brake your rod" "no i use pandafodder"

by w&f January 18, 2009

Shitrock Monument

Any public place that is frequently littered with excrement. Especially one where you know at one point or another your body left you with no choice but to make your own contribution. Such areas tend to be where you find yourself accidentally stepping in something or feeling disgusted every time you remember the time you did.

Beware of Walker Street. It’s a shitrock monument of epic proportions.

by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010

Harry Monument

A musical artist on Soundcloud and Spotify. He is so cute and makes good tunes I luv him so much 😊😇

"Have you heard of Harry Monument?"
'Yeah I'm a stan'

by Hazystan2005 September 19, 2020

monumentous

1) a great and terrific event
2) of great importance

President Obama's inauguration is a monumentous day in American history.

by Katie Buck January 20, 2009

Victoria Square Monument

A silver monument built just outside the front entrance to Victoria Square in Belfast (Nothern Ireland). It is where chavs/steaks/millies hang out and do a dance only known for chavs to do. It looks a bit like irish dancing except worse, and they tend to bring a boombox to blast out the "beats".

"Hey i'm tired, let's go sit on the Victoria Square monument over there". "No way man, there's chavs doing their chavy dance all over it, they'll probably beat us up and steal our gold".

by CSG3 May 18, 2011

momentus

the moment where no matter what you say, no one will laugh

john:knock, knock
bill:who's there?
john:lettuce
bill:lettuce who?
john:let us in...haha
bill:that was gay.
john:freakin momentus man, momentus

by scatfly April 30, 2006

Washington Monumenting

Having 1 strap-on on backwards (2 if you’re a girl) and fucking two people at once, one behind your and one in front.

So I was Washington Monumenting these two broads and one of them turned around with a strap-on of her own!

by PandaSex July 30, 2019