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corporate month

An annual month-long fundraising campaign taking place in June wherein the wealthiest corporations protect themselves with rainbow camouflage.
Financial Advisor: Sir, we're down in funds this quarter. What are we going to do?
CEO: We'll be fine. Corporate month is right around the corner.
by bin laden's anus April 17, 2023
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White Month

Any month selected by an individual or group during which no alcohol is injested by said individual or group. This can be done for a number of reasons including detoxing your system, being able to remember where you live, or even trying to solve your own raging alcoholism. But most white months end up being just a few days.
After that three day bender, I really should take a white month... right after this drink.
by Mark likes booze December 9, 2008
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Boner of the Month

A way of expressing that a woman is exceptionally attractive. Boner of the month is a deceiving name because more than one woman can receive the distingushed honor in any given month. Also, the honor is not limited by the number of months in a planet's year.
Did you see Elaine? Boner of the Month!
by Jay Knockers April 6, 2008
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zelda month

An event started by PeanutButterGamer (PBG) to talk about Zelda related content every November
I'm going to watch Zelda Month, so don't bother me!
by ZeldaFan1234 May 12, 2016
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Spooky Month

Spooky Month is the worldwide nationally celebrated holiday on October 1st all the way to October 31st. Degenerates would call this 'Halloween', instead of it's regular name. Celebratory activities include trick or treating, watching spooky movies (I'd reccomend 'Really Spooky The Ooga Booga'. It's very scary), Buying candy from the candy store, summoning demons, getting a clown to tell you a spooky joke, going to spooky party on the top of a hill and meeting 'The Eyes of The Universe'. Turns out he's a pretty chill guy if you do the spooky vibe with him, also he likes candy, especially Mars, Kit Kats and Milky Way, but really doesn't like Three Musketeers.
Skid: Pump, it is the spooky month!
Pump: It is the spooky month?!

**Spooky Dance**
by HunterVanguard April 23, 2021
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three month stand

When you meet a girl at the bar and sleep with her and then decide it would be bad of you to not see her again. You then proceed to date her for 3 months.
Q: Wow is that your girlfriend?
A: WHAT?!?! No! I picked her up from the bar three months ago...its just a three month stand.
by threemonthstand September 25, 2011
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Cory Monteith

Cory Allan Michael Monteith (born May 11, 1982) is one of the best actors on Glee according to critics. He's also a very good singer even if he might not be the best dancer.

He's pretty goofy and makes a lot of dumb jokes but he's the sweetest according to his friends and people who work with him.
He's canadian and proud of it and also the 11th sexiest man of 2012 (in a list with 100 men). Moreover he's someone who has proved to be extremely wise and intelligent in his words especially about his difficult youth.

It's pretty difficult to miss him in the streets as he is 6'3 and "makes people feel like woodland creatures".

Cory's first love is music and especially the drums that he plays very well. He's actually the drumer in the indie rock band called Bonnie Dune.

You may have also seen him in Kyle XY, Smallville, in the movies Monte Carlo or Sisters & Brothers and many more but he's of course mainly known for his role as Finn Hudson on Glee.

If it isn't clear enough Cory Monteith is perfect and makes thousands of girls swoon everyday on social networks such as Twitter for example.
by Someone who likes Glee April 15, 2013
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