Montage Workout

The technique of combining several varied short exercises in quick succession to give the partaker the false sense of satisfaction that they have completed a vigorous workout.

Upon completing a Montage Workout the individual compares their being to Rocky (or another inspirational character progression from a popular film) in a further mask to themselves to hide their lack of athletic worth.

This behavior is most commonly seen in fatties or newbies at a public gymnasium.

Gym Regular 1 - "Hey I've been here an hour and I've seen 3 different fatties come in punch that bag, ride a minute on the exercise bike, do 10 sit ups and then go home!"

Gym Regular 2 - "Oh those fatties and their montage workouts"

Montage Workout by DubSouth February 22, 2011

montage 

A video usually with pictures, video clips, or both, with music and/or editing. They are commonly used to show skill (also can be used for enjoyment) in a video game, like Halo, Call of Duty, or Gears of War.

An example of a good montage that shows skill and is enjoyable, by a Halo-pro, Dave Walsh(Walshy). It has amazing game-play and nice editing which complements enjoyable, synced music. Copy and paste url to watch.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9ursux9tLI

montage by Ducay April 3, 2008

Montagecraftyt 

A roblox rise of nations yter that is 10x better than everyone else and 100x better than alpha gamz and cringe jayjr,can also be called montage for short if wanted too

Person 1: Montagecraftyt is the best rise of nations yters

Person 2: ikr man he is the best

Montagecraftyt by SH_DOW January 14, 2021

mlg montage 

An MLG Montage is a mix of random shit, illuminati, doritos, MTD, Sanic, A LOT OF COD HITMARKS!, Airhorns, Snoop dog, 420, Swag, Noscopez, XxXxX, Etc.

The video's of this shit is most commonly a parody of a game, movie or song.

YoloSwag #1This MLG Montage is so fucking dope right now.
YoloSwag #2 Never watch them, they're dumb.

mlg montage by Yuno32897591857 January 25, 2016

montage parody 

It's when you open sony vegas import a random COD video and slam your cock agains your keyboard for 2 hours-IGN

Look at that montage parody, show me the montage parody
Give me the montage parody, I want the the montage parody
Back up the montage parody, I need the montage parody
I like the montage parody, oh what a montage parody

-Jaden Smith

montage parody by Dank Child January 16, 2014

montegue 

To engage in unreasonable argument to the point that it becomes comical to observers.

Stacy was talking about where she wants to travel when she called Europe a country and then montegued by saying it is one simply because she said so.

montegue by Montgomery Corpolese March 23, 2008

Montagged 

When someone botches something so completely and terribly, that it can only be compared to Heidi Montag's abysmally poorly lip synced, poorly danced, total failure of a Britney rip off performance at the 2009 Miss Universe pageant.

"She totally Montagged that presentation." or "That attempt was completely Montagged."

Montagged by darclyte August 25, 2009