monster

The ugliest fatest fucking girl alive and one that has the biggest/nicest boobs I have ever seen. But luckily she cleans up well.

Steven and Monster should go have ganex with each other.

by Monster hater May 13, 2005

monster

The nickname of former CART-champ and current F1 racer, Juan Pablo Montoya.

Monster just ran into Schumey for the umteenth time!

by Sean Brian Kirby June 4, 2003

monster

a white pussy zit you cant help but stare at on someones face.

that guys monster was so large I was embarrased that I could not stop looking at the thing,

by Pink Pop December 28, 2005

monster

A fat kid, that is abnormaly obese.

Holy shit Kyle, Your a Monster!

by big warren November 5, 2003

monster

A song by skillet that for some reason seems to perfectly define Naruto Shippuden, and to a lesser extent Bleach, and as a result has sparked dozens of AMV's (animated music videos) on youtube.

If you type in monster skillet amv you get 165 videos. Click one of those for an example you lazy slobs.

by Smohn Jith September 23, 2009

monster

A promotion on Party Poker that takes extra rake from cash games and puts it into the prize pool of a huge donkament to be held over Memorial Day Weekend of 2007. Whinging among cash game players is commonplace because of the money it is costing them. Donkeys like the Monster because donkeys like jackpots. Tournament players like the Monster because they are the recipients of all the free money from the cash game players. Despite threats to move to Pokerstars, traffic on Party Poker is as strong as ever.

50 cents of monster rake out of a 5 dollar pot in 100NL? That's insane. Why does anyone play these tables?

by dave090906 September 10, 2006

monster

When referring to taking a hit of bud.

Damn bro, that was a fuckin nasty monster hit!

by Dennis March 19, 2004