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monogamy

marriage with only one person at a time, and the practice of only having one mate.
Because he didn't want a threesome, He showed to be manogamous.

An orgy is the the total opposite of monogamy.
by Rebeca December 12, 2008
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manogram

When your husband or significant other rolls over and squashes one of your breasts in the middle of the night. OUCH!
Oh my gosh, last night you gave me the worst manogram ever!
by PBTJ November 30, 2013
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Monogamy boner

When you know you want to have a real romantic relationship with a specific person.
I'm pointing my monogamy boner at someone right now.
by Biker_Mael March 28, 2012
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Monogamize

Verb- to end the relationship in order to serve the needs of a monogamous relationship.

Especially in the case of a new monogamous relationship.

Commonly perpetrated by fake poly people.
We used to be best friends, but his girlfriend doesn't let him talk to me. I can't believe I just got monogamized by someone I've known for 5 years!
by Yahgirlnahgirl February 9, 2018
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monogamous relationship

A fancy word describing an relationship with just one partner.
„Do you see these too over there? They are like super loyal. They are in such a monogamous relationship.“
by Klaaaaus14 June 25, 2018
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monogamous

The act of being committed to only one sexual partner.
Once the married MILF saw the handsome former coach, she knew she didn't want be monogamous with her husband anymore. She went with him to the no-tell motel and they fucked for hours. The coach taught her so many new things, like the Cleveland Steamer and the Oral Rottenbacher. She couldn't get enough of his schlawg, and sucked it dry.
by HoodedBandit March 18, 2014
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Quarterly Monogamist

Someone that commits themselves to a relationship for a short while, at the most a few months and then immediately end it once they feel things have run their course. They move from the end of one relationship to the beginning of a new relationship quickly.
Tom: "Happy 3 Month Anniversary baby?"

Ella: "I love you, but its a new season, so we're through. Nothing personal hun, but I'm usually onto someone new by now. My 3 months are up, buh bye!"

Tom: "Damn quarterly monogamist!"
by Squammie December 14, 2011
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