Monogoner

Noun- /Mə'nägəmer/
A One weiner lady

You can't come over, I'm a monogoner!

by LuluLeiberBitches August 5, 2023

vagina monologue

A queef, or other noise from a vagina or a conversation that a woman might have with her vagina as if it were alive.

I bent over to tie my shoe when my pussy decided it wanted to have a vagina monologue.

My girlfriend thought it would be funny to have a vagina monologue when I turned her down for sex.

by Michael B. Finch March 28, 2008

Manologue

When a man goes off on a monologue rather than lending space for diverse conversations to ensue.

At the meeting Tuesday I brought up the issue of what happened over the weekend and Tod went off on a manologue, not allowing any room for conversation.

by Lars April 29, 2021

monologue

A cheese Sandwich with mayonnaise. A staple of the White Trash, Redneck, Blue Collar, Stoner, or Skater Diet.

notes:

-A double-stacked monologue is a dialog
-A series of monologues can feed one or many
-A monologue with miracle whip is not a monologue at all.

If you'll excuse me, I need to prepare myself a monologue with extra fiber for later.

by DJ PunKtuality April 23, 2011

monogoney

The spiffy monster that slayed the migthy dragons of Agnamor with the golden spoon of might interfused with glorious song. Many monogoneys appear in such films as Traffic, Titanic, Star Wars 1-9, Lord of the Rings Trilogy extended edition, and most notably Earnest goes to camp.

What a monogoney!

by Monogoon January 13, 2004

Shopper's monologue

The conversation one holds with oneself upon finally finding an item they like after hours of shopping, but then realizing that they are not sure if they really like the item. Most of the time, they realize they don't really need the item and end up not buying it. Very frequent in women, although occasionally affects men, too.

Leah and Jenae were shopping at PacSun. After many hours, Jenae finally found a shirt she liked. While waiting in the long, long line, Jenae began pondering whether she really needed that shirt. She held a shopper's monologue with herself and came to realize that five other people she knew had that shirt and that she did not want to be a poseur.

by Leah Romm and Jenae Lee February 23, 2008

Monologue

What the spotlight-hungry theatre kids wish to do every day in class

Jim: wow, I really hope we do monologues today!!
Priscilla: why, so you can get all of that attention your dad never gave you, you mentally fucked uncircumcised foreskin?

by PretzelBob June 24, 2019