by Dash_Rip_Rock December 14, 2008
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- Why?
- Don't argue with me, woman, just call him monogamous goose!
- Why?
- Don't argue with me, woman, just call him monogamous goose!
by Lil' Jon K April 21, 2004
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- do you want to go on a date with me?
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- oh that's to much preshure, don't you want to try out first?
-no I do not, I'm Super Straight Monogamous and I'm only attracted to idea being attracted just to one person.
- only if you are wiling to accept that for the rest of my life I will be attracted only to you and my main focus will be drawn to having my own biological children.
- oh that's to much preshure, don't you want to try out first?
-no I do not, I'm Super Straight Monogamous and I'm only attracted to idea being attracted just to one person.
by Sezamaz March 11, 2021
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some EVERY night.
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some EVERY night.
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by Negative Nate June 3, 2011
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Tommy was sentenced to an afterlife
In the monogamous hole after a lifetime of breaking promises to many failed marriages.
In the monogamous hole after a lifetime of breaking promises to many failed marriages.
by Zentastic January 26, 2018
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