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monobrows

large hair above eyes. its when both eyebrows join toghether to form one giant hairy monster. i highly recommend waxing to anyone that suffers from this cruel hair growth.(also known as a mostache in the wrong place)
My mother waxed her monobrow causing great pain and discomfort every time she blinked.
by belly bottom man April 26, 2003
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Monoblogger

v.

One who keeps a blog that no one reads.
"Have you read that monobloggers blog about doing the laundry?"

"No."

This is my 15th journal entry, and I have yet to recieve any comments that are not my own. I am such a monoblogger.
by zatyr123 April 9, 2010
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monoblogue

A blog, typically made by someone socially disconnected and/or with nothing important to say.
A monoblogue occurs when nobody comments or views said blog.
Consequently, the result is that the blog takes becomes the internet form of a monologue - the creator is talking to themself as nobody else really cares.
A high proportion of blogs are monoblogues. The creators just don't notice, and keep writing about their experiences.
by sarahh(= February 25, 2008
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monoblock

getting info from one messege board/forum/blog and presenting it as one's own without saying where the person got it from and taking rep points for it.
monoblock: **presents funny thread**
sohh user: wow that shit is funny. props. +rep
sohh user 2: lol +rep monoblock.

sohh user 3 with boxden account: yo that shit is stolen from boxden.

***meanwhile at boxden forums users are laughing at sohh users and monoblock***
monoblock: **kanye shrug**

sohh user: niccas got monoblocked.
by sohh user December 24, 2010
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monoboobliosis

The chronic wearing of a sports bra instead of a regular bra. Mono boob is the non-chronic condition.
God Damn it! My Girlfriend wears a sports bra everyday. She is suffering from monoboobliosis!
by Tappytap December 8, 2013
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Monobollocked

A person in possession of a singular testicle
GF: Hey Arabian goggle me
BF: I cant im monobollocked
by SeparateBark May 7, 2015
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Monobrow

A monobrow is where a persons eyebrows join up together to make 1 eyebrow. Depending on the shape they are often called "McDonald" or slag "Mackey"
A: Yo look macky is over there
B: Why do you call him macky?
A: Because he got mcdonalds eyebrows, aka Monobrow
by MondayToSundayThatsBBK June 27, 2016
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