[monkeychoker]

One of the biggest craps you can possibly take,named because its so hard to push out its like trying to choke a monkey,it'll fight back without sufficient force.Two other variations are the catchoker(weaker)and the and sheepchoker(super weak).

Dude after i had that jacked up hamburger,i had to go take the biggest monkeychoker of my life,i thought i was gonna die.

by Davion Williams January 19, 2009

monkeysotch

A term coined by Flint, Michigan auto workers when a task, problem, or situation could not be fixed, understood, or comprehended.

Well, that’s monkeysotch. We are moving on.

by Steelheaddefinitions July 4, 2020

monkeyshit

The act of saying “bullshit” and being racist at the same time

He was being racist cuz he said monkeyshit

by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023

moneyshot

Bling! Bling! The woman is blinded by the ray of light (or white i might add).

Note: Often used as men's bragging rights.

Person: Yo Bitch check out my moneyshot. Lay back
Bitch: Okay.
Person: No Bitch, you didn't hear me. Lay back i got mad distance.

by Wangsta December 26, 2003

moneyshot

Big time victory, or clutch move/manuever

The Declaration of Independence is more commonly known as the moneyshot for the thirteen colonies.

by Rob from SJU January 31, 2005

monkeyhole

A monkey's asshole. Used for insults and lack of come backs.
*see monkeybone
*see suck monkeyhole

Came into use when a girl got tired of your mom, your face, and monkeybone come backs.

bob: You are a motley fool.
girl: Suck monkeyhole!

(It's technically impossible to suck a monkey's asshole, so don't actually attempt it. The phrase "suck monkeyhole" is said to someone that is so full of shit, that they should go suck the shit out of a monkey's asshole to keep a steady supply.)

by Pitoyable May 9, 2005

donkeyshow

Something incredible or ridiculous to the point of surreality.

1. A man walks into a bar and everyone is having sex, there is one woman who is alone and she is already on her knees waiting, "Man, this is some serious donkeyshow shit!"

2. Did you see that guy walking down the street wearing that donkeyshow hat?

by Diggerdowntrigger August 25, 2006