Monkeys

Soon to be the ultimate rulers of the universe. Let it be known that they really are in charge, we only hold the illusion we are. Oftentimes mistaken for the origins of man and therefore subordinate, really, they control everything!

The monkeys are coming.

by Bob the Impaler March 10, 2003

Monkeys

Toddlers, any and all children between the ages of crawling and 5. All kids this age are wiry, curious, funny and extremely active.

Mom: "What are my monkeys up to now?"

Mom: "stop climbing all over me/your brother/sister/the furniture/the walls, you little monkey"

by mamaO February 6, 2010

monkey

a animal that lives in trees and eats banana's

any of the pg tips actors are monkeys

by blazin hot real facts January 11, 2010

Monkey

cockney(London slang for 500 Quid
or
a furry animal with destructive tendencies

Hes got a monkey in his wallet!

Look at the cute fuzzy monkey

by Psymonos March 24, 2003

Monkeys

Referees to cops and how they always travel together like Monkeys!

Yoo lets hop the train! Chill the monkeys are right there!

by alex5091 May 30, 2013

monkey

One who holds a job that requires little or no intelligence and could basically be done by any of the lesser primates.

I hate being a supermarket monkey.

by Imus August 26, 2004

monkey

A slang term for female genitalia

Twerk that monkey lemme see you get low

by Nick-a-J April 9, 2006