butt monkey

Someone whose frequent nincompoopery and/or lack of intelectual capacity subjects themselves to public ridicule.

Karen's was such a butt monkey that she put her underwear on backwards

by sean March 31, 2003

butt-monkey

A monkey that lives in somebody's butt, or a very pesky person who you want to feed to a rabid Mako shark.

Stop being such a butt-monkey and help me clean this garage!

by Shawn B. May 22, 2003

Butt Monkey

One who is led astray very easily, and is gullible to the point of embarrassment.

"I have been used as bait THREE times, and I am no longer going to be anyone's butt monkey"

by Maximillion August 16, 2005

Butt Monkey

The monkey that lives inside you butthole. Many legends have been and rumors have been spread about the mysterious butt monkey and all of them are true. The butt monkey possess many powers including the ability to swing from dingleberries and smoke tons and tons of weed. He resides in everyone's butthole, but few know he's there because he only reveals himself twice a year, on St. Patrick's Day and September 23. Don't ask why he just does.

"Dude what the hell is a butt monkey?"
It's the monkey that lives in your butthole!!!!

by BigWood33 March 20, 2011

Butt monkey

A stupid follower of a ridiculously over rated thing.A brainless idiot whos idea and opinions should not be allowed to be heard

You like Bose you butt monkey

by bob griffiths March 10, 2004

Butt Monkey

Monkeys that fly out of your butt after stating: "Yeah...and monkeys might fly out of my butt!"

Hillary Clinton is a Butt Monkey.

by Gary Hendrickson September 14, 2006

butt monkey

a term appropriate when someone has upset you by being an idiot.

'Hey. You shouldn't have done that butt monkey!'
'Um, no one says 'She is called.' Butt monkey!!!'

by apologeticbuttmonkey April 24, 2008