The Monday back to work after a killer party or parties. Can also be used to describe any day that just really sucks ass.
co-worker: Hey are you okay? There's a pair of woman's underwear on your back, and you have the word "place balls here" tattooed under your mouth.
you: Oh, don't worry about that. I just have a case of the Mondays.
co-worker: Thank googness. I was getting worried.
you: Oh, don't worry about that. I just have a case of the Mondays.
co-worker: Thank googness. I was getting worried.
by Bald Mexican April 25, 2006
Don't hate Mondays! It's one seventh of your life! If you die when you're 70, that means you spent 10 whole years of your life complaining that it's Monday!
by unfortunatelyihatethemtoo March 18, 2010
by Maya January 23, 2005
A horrid day that no one likes as you have been sleeping in on the weekend and now you have to wake up early and its not.
Uggghhhhh it's a Monday
by TheSimpAndTheCaveMan October 28, 2020
Any day that is inconvenient. Especially one that is terrible because of the after effects from something you recently did.
Zylar wakes up from a coma
Zylar: Ugh, what day is it?
Doctor: Sunday. You'll return to school tomorrow.
Zylar: It's Monday now bitch.
Zylar: Ugh, what day is it?
Doctor: Sunday. You'll return to school tomorrow.
Zylar: It's Monday now bitch.
by Zylar March 10, 2008
Less crude slang term that refers to ANY person who possesses the following qualities: Ignorant, Unintelligent, and Belligerent. In short: an Asshole or Asswipe.
Note: It is unfortunate that some of the people considered to be "Mondays" are born and raised in less then suitable environments, and therefore, can't be blamed for who they are. It is also important to note that the majority of a whole ethnic group was oppressed and forced into poor living conditions which intern causes the generalization of that whole ethnic group to be labeled as "Mondays".
Monday:" Mel Gibson sure is a Monday"
Mondays:" The KKK, NBPP, and every other Gang who creates hate and violence are a bunch of Mondays"
Note: It is unfortunate that some of the people considered to be "Mondays" are born and raised in less then suitable environments, and therefore, can't be blamed for who they are. It is also important to note that the majority of a whole ethnic group was oppressed and forced into poor living conditions which intern causes the generalization of that whole ethnic group to be labeled as "Mondays".
Monday:" Mel Gibson sure is a Monday"
Mondays:" The KKK, NBPP, and every other Gang who creates hate and violence are a bunch of Mondays"
by UnderGod January 15, 2011
Code word for 'Nigger" that people can say in front of blacks and not get their ass kicked.
Monday is used as a substitute for nigger because nobody likes mondays.
From one of Russell Peter's comedy routines.
Monday is used as a substitute for nigger because nobody likes mondays.
From one of Russell Peter's comedy routines.
by reggin6969 July 21, 2010