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Montezuma
A hip and chill place to live for any open minded and adventurous person. Many beaches and waterfalls to hang out in and meet new people. The greatest place in the universe.
Montezuma by PlayaGrandeSkimboarder June 6, 2009
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Montezuma's Revenge
Reaction caused by eating extreme quantities of spicy food.
Its origin comes when Spanish conquistador Hernán Cortés entered the Mexicas' capital city: Tenoctitlán, he was beleived to be the god Quetzalcóatl (the mexicas had a toltec legend about a priest called Ce Acatl Topiltzin Quetzalcóatl, who fled eastward and vowed to return archaeological evidence suggests he fled to Chichén Itzá), who was said to be "tall, white and bearded". Cortés entered the city and was met by emperor Moctezuma "the young", who offered a meal in his honor. Having never tasted the local food, he eventually threw up and that's how the term came to be.
Its origin comes when Spanish conquistador Hernán Cortés entered the Mexicas' capital city: Tenoctitlán, he was beleived to be the god Quetzalcóatl (the mexicas had a toltec legend about a priest called Ce Acatl Topiltzin Quetzalcóatl, who fled eastward and vowed to return archaeological evidence suggests he fled to Chichén Itzá), who was said to be "tall, white and bearded". Cortés entered the city and was met by emperor Moctezuma "the young", who offered a meal in his honor. Having never tasted the local food, he eventually threw up and that's how the term came to be.
Montezuma's Revenge by Sheendough March 5, 2011
Montezuma's revenge
A nickname for an alcoholic drink comprised of a wide mixture of hard liquor drinks mixed together into one bottle. Known for it's foul taste, strong smell, and an ability to caused blackouts, vomiting and a rough morning after.
Typically created when there isn't enough liquor in the bottle to use by itself, or, when you really just want to get fucked up that night.
There is no real set recipe for Montezuma's revenge, just mix and match liquors and drink until you feel ready. It's not recommend to attempt to dance after you drank some, despite you feeling the urge too.
Typically created when there isn't enough liquor in the bottle to use by itself, or, when you really just want to get fucked up that night.
There is no real set recipe for Montezuma's revenge, just mix and match liquors and drink until you feel ready. It's not recommend to attempt to dance after you drank some, despite you feeling the urge too.
"I was drinking some Montezumas revenge man, and good lord was I on the floor at the end of the night."
Party goer 1: "Hey, whats in the bottle?"
Party goer 2: "Itsh someish montezisichmas revenge."
Party goer 1: "The fuck?"
Party goer 3: "He said Montezuma's revenge. You might want to stand back, he's going to puke everywhere in a little bit."
Party goer 2: *PUKE*
Party goer 3: "Remember kids, Montezuma's revenge is no joke. Be careful when you drink it."
Party goer 1: "Hey, whats in the bottle?"
Party goer 2: "Itsh someish montezisichmas revenge."
Party goer 1: "The fuck?"
Party goer 3: "He said Montezuma's revenge. You might want to stand back, he's going to puke everywhere in a little bit."
Party goer 2: *PUKE*
Party goer 3: "Remember kids, Montezuma's revenge is no joke. Be careful when you drink it."
Montezuma's revenge by HenchyWorldPeace January 9, 2013
Montezuma's revenge
Diarrhea.
A gringo term for getting the runs from visiting Mexico
and being a dumb gringo and drinking the tap water, or eating spicy food...silly gringo...oops I'm a gringo.
A gringo term for getting the runs from visiting Mexico
and being a dumb gringo and drinking the tap water, or eating spicy food...silly gringo...oops I'm a gringo.
Montezuma's revenge by thedzone October 4, 2009
Steamy Montez
Dude I gave Mike a Steamy Montez while he was passed out from drinking too much. When he wakes up his mouth will taste like my butt.
Steamy Montez by joetheyounger December 26, 2011
3:10 to Montezuma
When you are super tired and really just want to sleep but instead you end up making out with the person you are snuggling with.
Damn Stacy is such a slut! When we where sleeping over at her place all she did later on in the night was make out with Finn.
Please! Girlllll, it's more a matter of circumstance, Finn probably pulled the ol' 3:10 to montezuma on her
Please! Girlllll, it's more a matter of circumstance, Finn probably pulled the ol' 3:10 to montezuma on her
3:10 to Montezuma by shackahighstreet September 5, 2012