Standard child molestation vehicle

Squad car for the police in opposition to the $500 shit box I could get free for copper poisoning for their abuse in the Guelph police service canines

They raped me at 12 of my childhood education and 16 of my childhood home and children standard child molestation vehicles are disgusting menace to society

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022

Pre-Crime Molestation Ritual

Explicitly intended to get people to kill themselves and/or lash out and get their rights taken away.

Hym "I was slandered. The people around me found a target for their 'Pre-Crime Molestation Ritual' and now they are trying to prevent me from escaping the fate they have assigned me. Look at them. They are pulling out all the stops. They are using Orwell and Brad Bradbury and Kafka to condemn people into an individual dystopia."

A retard "I thought you said it was weaponized schizophrenia!"

Hym "It IS! You see... In the English language... You can have multiple different words that mean the same thing. So, retard, gomer, cripple, mongoloid... These all mean the same thing. So, I would kill your kids before I let what they are doing stop me. No matter how much they scream and bitch about it, they will stop giving a shit the second I am credited and paid for creating that AI. Therefore, don't let them throw your kids lives away. Do you really want to live in a world were you have to give up your kids just because some YouTube freak doesn't want the creator of AI to get credit or paid for creating AI? Because that's all that's happening here."

by Hym Iam April 13, 2025

Unlike A Child Molestation

Randall James Bowker (On the other hand)

Hym "Will sign an affidavit confirming that this began when Jeremy Horn showed up at Wendy's and had nothing to do with me threatening kids. They proceeded to harass me for months and Randy himself did so sexually by say my dick was too small. Which he did again at Kwik Trip. They sign the affidavit now. This is a new a new condition that I will not negotiate. I'm done letting 3rd parties obfuscate what's happening here and the fuck ass judges need to be done with it too. So, unlike a child molestation, this is absolutely necessary."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2025

emolestation

short for emotional molestation. This is when a girl uses you to meet her emotional needs when she has a boyfriend that she has not told you about.

I cut that girl off, why? Emolestation

by Von Bradley July 31, 2005

molestabation

The act of having sex with yourself without your concent
common with split personalities.
Wet Dream is and example
often occurs in sleep,
Tell tale sign is somone masturbating and shouting at themselves to stop it

Guy 1: What the hell is that guy doing to himself?
Guy 2: i think hes molestabating
Guy 3: i thought molestabation was illegal

by Brown-Town January 9, 2009

Malestration

Also known as Man PMS, when a man is real moody after a very stressful situation. Usually lasts a day or two but it has been reported that some men keep up with their malestration for a whole week or more.

Man 1: Hey, whats up?
Man 2: Nothin much just chillin.
(Man 1 steps on Man 2's foot on accident)
Man 2: HOLY FUCK WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM GET OUT OF MY WAY OR IM GONNA ROCK YOUR SHIT! IM THEJUGGERNAUGHT BITCH!
Man 1: Damn, whats causing your malestration?

by ryanscott23 September 28, 2009

molesteration

to either physically molest someone or to beat/annihilate someone at a game/challenge

Tim molesterates children/I totally molesterated Tim at Halo the other night.

by hankmustdie April 30, 2004