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Mcjack

a large bellend that is grossly oversized. normally due to an excess of smegma causing horrific disease that swells the end of your cockrel
i need some ointment for my mcjack
by teh muxster August 22, 2006
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Spackle the crackle modackle

The act of putting spackle into one's mouth to hide dental imperfections.
Look at the gap in her teeth. I don't know whether to laugh or fill it with spackle. Hey, Spackle the crackle modackle!!
by me March 28, 2003
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Tits McJackson

The female individual in any immediate vicinity with the largest TITS! Especially a nightclub or a party.
D: Hey did you see who just walked in?

J: Yeah man looks like Tits McJackson finally got here.
by OJdaJu February 27, 2011
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mojacklet

the universal word. also the stem of several other famous words.
it is an adj, adv, n, v, etc.

1)n. something so fucking cool you have to say mojaklet.
2) the word you say to describe something when you want to sound perverted but completely mystify your friends.
3)outrageously sic
4) the liquid that makes up a cum bubble

other forms:
mojackulet
mojackulate
mojackify
mojackulism
mojackeuler
sweet mojacklet
at at foot ball game I saw this dude return the punt for a touch down and then they got 2 point convertion.
i said
" oh oh oohhh that was some sweet mojacklet"
by jj January 21, 2005
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Mozackly

Person 1: But if you wash my clothes, I won't have anything to wear

Person 2: Mozackly
by LeiaP April 22, 2009
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mohack

throwing up a blend of salmon and other Alaskan foods.
Eww I just mohacked all over my moccasins. :(
by AnnonymousX3Kill May 20, 2010
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mejack

A comment made to someone's original social media content posting that shifts the topic, string and/or attention away from the original creator and their sentiment to the person making the comment.

This is usually done consistently and without self-awareness of the narcissistic behavior or regard if it's identified.
Example:
"Happy to have found someone that finally makes me happy!"

>>> My boyfriend went out if his way to make me happy today. I couldn't be happier.

>>> Hey, I think you just performed a wonderfully selfish mejack. :(
by Bad Sun March 1, 2014
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